An atheist “prays” for church closures

American atheist and former Evangelical Christian Pastor Bruce Gerencser has penned a “prayer” against any churches that remain open during what is tantamount to martial law.

He has American churches in mind.

He would be happy to know that most (perhaps all) Evangelical churches in Northern Ireland are closed.

You Pastors in Northern Ireland, Bruce approves.

You have made an atheist happy!

Bruce’s “prayer” begins,

Perhaps it time for me to pray an atheist imprecatory prayer:

Dear Lord,

We live in a day and hour of extreme ignorance and stupidity. Countless Evangelical and Independent Fundamentalist Baptist pastors are putting the lives of their congregants, families, and neighbors at risk Lord, all because they hate the governments you have ordained (Romans 13) and think you are commanding them to keep the doors of their churches open.

Since it is evident that these so-called men of God are immune to reason, science, and common sense, Lord I ask that you inflict them with the COIVID-19 virus. Don’t kill them Lord, just make them wish they were dead. Please protect everyone around them from their Trumpian stupidity, Lord. No need for others to suffer due to their ignorance. May everyone see their affliction, Lord, as your judgment upon their lives. And when these monuments to ignorance recover Lord, may they testify to the world that they were wrong and that Lord Science and his Son Reason alone rule this earth.

To your name, I give all the glory,

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